family hooker


when your driving on the street and you see a girl who looks like a prost-tute but when you get up close you realise it’s your mom or you daughter or your wife and then you get dissapointed and drive away
mat:d-mn i thot i saw this hoe but it was really my mom
dylan: did you pick her up?
mat:heck yes
dylan:f-ck dude thats some jerry springer sh-t!

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