famous glasses
a kid in australia threw a party when his parents weren’t home and caused a whole buch of damage to the neighborhood and when interviewed on tv, he was wearing oversized gl-sses. he would not take them off. they were his famous gl-sses.
“i’m not takin ’em off, they’re my famous gl-sses.”
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