Famter
famter – or family banter – is the kind of banter that can only be shared with a family.
it is different to friendly banter in that it usually is from your childhood and is every single one of your worst memories.
famter is guaranteed to bring up some deeply-buried memories and will probably require several trips to a psychiatrist afterwards.
jen: “hey dave remember that time when you were 5 and you sh-t yourself at ellie’s christening?”
dave: “this famter will be the death of me”
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