Fan schmitt bowler
when you take a bowling ball, shove it in somebodys r-ct-m, stick your fingers in the bowling ball holes, pull the ball out so u have a very stretched out -n-l opening. then stand in front of the opening, get somebody to turn on a high powered fan and it will blow your head into the -n-s.
mike schmitt bowled a perfect score last night at petes house when he performed the fan schmitt bowler.
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