fanalysis
the systematic appraisal of a f-nny (gash) using a set of predefined, uniform measures including smell, taste, acidity, presence and length of pubic hair, l-b– size and level of resemblance to a badly-wrapped kebab. one should also comment upon how eager one is to ‘smash’ said gash, given the opportunity. synonymous with ‘gashessment’
so i did a f-n-lysis on ruth last night and she scored really well- bald as a badger from her clunge to her aintcha, and kebab was well packed, but had to mark her down on the smell as it had the aroma of a rotting salmon carcas. would still smash the sh-t out of it again though given the chance, but i’m all out of rufies, so can’t see it happening anytime soon
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