Fancy Hooker


one who approaches someone with complete and utter respect. who dresses in the fanciest of clothing. she would preform f-ll-t– and just about anything else at a expensive price. the b-tch aint cheap! she only have s-xy time on 3000 thread count sheets and you have to pay 80 bucks extra for her to swallow.
sentence: “man that fancy hooker took a lot out of me last night, i lost $1000.”

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