fancy omelette
when you take a squirrely p–p on your boyfriends d-ck and then take a pan-fried egg and set it neatly on top of said p–p. optional: plop out a pearl from your -n-s for d-ck-tazzled charm and d-ckeration.
: i woke up next to my man this morning and i said “oh baby, imma make you a fancy omelette this morning.”
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