Fanistons
deluded, irrational fans of the actress jennifer aniston. usually middle-aged housewives, they firmly and mistakenly believe that aniston is a beautiful, talented actress. fanistons hate angelina jolie with a p-ssion as they (still!) blame her and her hypnov-g-n- for breaking up aniston’s marriage to brad pitt.
“the only reason jen hasn’t won an oscar like that sl-t wh-r-lina! is that she’s too good and pure to f-ck her way up the ladder.” — an actual quote from a faniston
“christ, you should see the fanistons screaming about ‘blackface’ over on justjared in an attempt to get people riled up. yeah, whatever, beeyotches.” — an actual quote from a normal humanbeing
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