Fanking
the act of w-nking to photos on facebook.
“i fanked to her gramdas fb picture so hard that i now i have a sticky keyboard.”
“i caught him fanking to my little to my little sisters profile piucture”
a fun spanking. originally the word referred to a spanking on the f-nny in the american sense, but the meaning can be easily extended to cover the british sense of f-nny as well. if you spank it and it’s fun, it’s a fanking.
and after the fanking, the oral s-x!
f-cking and spanking at the same time. visual description: reverse cowgirl while being spanked is an option but variety is allowed as well
kerianne could use a good fanking
i totally fanked him the other night. it was epic
fanking refers to s-xual stimulation of a person’s genitals whilst smoking a cigarette (f-g), usually to the point of -rg-sm and is usually conducted within a locked automobile.
the stimulation can be performed manually, by other types of bodily contact (short of s-xual intercourse), by use of objects or tools, or by some combination of these methods. self fanking is a common form of autoeroticism. fanking with a partner, called mutual fanking, is also common.
communal fanking in large groups over an extended period of time is collectively known as a fankathon, short for fanking marathon.
just got caught fanking in the morrison’s carpark.
1. m-st-rb-t- + fapping +spanking
2. a sadom-s-ch-stic way of masturbating.
oh, i was just fanking.
a word that zeph made up in place of f-cking, friggin, flipping, ect.
jimbob: man, did you see those knockers?
frank: yeah, the ones at home depot? they were fanking huge!
jimbob: no you fanking idiot! the ones on that woman!
to have a f-nny w-nk
i’m off for a fank…
i had a good fanking session last night
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