Fanny Buffer
someone proclaiming to be straight, but shows multiple signs of being h-m-s-xual. signs include, but are not limited to: touching of the genitalia, dry humping, proclaiming that other guys are hott (then immediately saying they’re not gay), and unusual physical and emotional attachment to the f-nny buffer’s straight male friends, rather than a spouse or lover. derived from the words f-nny, regarding the -n-s loving nature of the f-nny buffer, and buffer, regarding the futile attempt to show one is not h-m-s-xual, although “all signs point to yes”.
tim: dude, why does sage keep touching you inappropriately in the scr-t-m? i thought he said he was straight?
james: he’s a f-nny buffer. i don’t care if he’s gay but he’d better come out of the closet soon…he’s not fooling anyone.
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