fanny like a bag of old mussels
a large, clunky, old v-g-n- which gives off a strong smell of rotting sea-food.
he had visited a cheap prositute the previous evening – too much make-up, drooling smile, t-ts at waist level and a f-nny like a bag of old mussels.
Read Also:
- Autodocumentism
autodoc-mentism (in dutch: autodoc-mentisme) is a religious belief worshipping two g-ds (duotheism) founded in the netherlands by the people of flabber. the two g-ds are jeremy clarkson, for determining what is good and beautiful, and david attenborough, all-knowing about our surroundings and nature. i saw the face of jeremy clarkson in the bird droppings on […]
- black flaggin
1. to be fat 2. to have a really large v-g-n- hole from cuc-mber masturbating 3. tenticles coming from your p-n-s black flag, p-n-s, v-g-n-, tenticles, black flaggin
- smellica
a dandy girl who has a reputation of being smelly she is been known to be seen with smellangie—another smelliful person! ohh smellica you are sooo hot!
- chestesticles
br–sts my woman has the nicest chest-st-cl-s.
- Graffeces
using fecal matter to write or draw with on a wall there was some graffeces in the underground tunnel the age-old art form of leaving p–p stains in the sh-tter. my wife often leaves p–p-stains in the toilet. one day she called me at work and said that the p–p stain bandit had struck again […]