fanny slap
a female actually slapping someone on the face with their f-nny. usually the victim has to be laid down unless the female is particularly versatile.
james: d-mn! last night i thought i was gonna get some
kelvin: oh yeah? what happened?
james: she threw me on the bed but then just gave me a m-ssive f-nny slap!
when you physically slap someones f-nny, as a punishment for a bad blow-job.
girl, that bl-wj-b was sooooo sh-t your gonna get a right f-nny slapping!
a f-nny slap is a slap that sounds like when you slap a f-nny, it usually -ssociates with a ruler and slapping it on the table anything that makes that tingling sound is known as a f-nny slap. could even be a spatular.
person 1 & 2 are in the maths room
-person 1 slaps his ruler across the table-
person 2: did you hear that?
person 1: yer it sounded like a f-nny slap!
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