fanny splat
the debris and subsequent staining experienced after j-zz escapes out your vag onto various items of furniture/clothing/pets before you manage to make it to the bathroom. usually observed in several small f-nny splats on the carpet if running. can also be deliberate and vindictively placed.
please don’t f-nny splat my pillow.
i can’t believe she f-nny splatted my pillow.
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