fanny weasel
the ancient mesopotamian s-x act in which a small forest-dwelling mammal is placed into the -n-s of your wife and left there for 8 days and 8 nights until the ultimate -ssgasm is achieved.
guy 1: dude where were you last night? i told you i was having people over to watch season 2 of the o.c.
guy 2: yeah my bad bro. i went over to that sl-t monica’s house and we totally hooked up. she told me i gave her the best -ssgasm she’s had since she last got f-nny weaseled in ’94.
guy 1: word.
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