Fantail Liberty
the act of fooling yourself into thinking you’ve had a great time at port whithout actually leaving the ship.
step 1 : at at the fantail of the ship, toss $100.00 overboard.
step 2 : drag your d-ck across non-skid deck.
step 3 : bang your head against bulkhead until you p-ss out.
step 4 : wake up out of $100.00, sore d-ck, terrible headache, and you’ll think you had a blast on liberty!
-fantail liberty
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