Fantastard


a combination of the words ‘fantastic’ and ‘b-st-rd’, meaning “fantastic b-st-rd”
“the boss didn’t give me a raise, even though i managed to sell 500 tonnes of snow to the icelandic government last week”

“that fantastard! you should go and brick him in the kidneys and throw him off a bridge.”

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