Fantastistache


a mustache so utterly fantastic it goes beyond the normal definition of mustache. only the manliest of me can grow the fantastistache due to its near mythical nature and legendary reverence. a fantastistache denotes great strength, bravery, and warrior status.

undeniable in its allure, women swoon in its sight and long to be nuzzled by its powerful yet gentle caress.

as it grows the universe trembles for the fantastistache attracts pure power incarnate. he who controls the fantastistache controls the universe and all within its realm.

notable fantastistaches include asterix the viking, tom sellek, and mario.
hey, man, nice fantastistache!

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