fantasturbate
when one m-st-rb-t-s so impeccably well that he has a fantastic and accomplished feeling afterwards; when he can look back on that day as a day that was worth living. if one has these feelings, he deserves an award, for he has just fantasturbated.
after a long and depressing day at work, the man came home and felt the need to fantasturbate. after he did, he went to sleep quite satisfied.
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