fantasy burrito
the true definition of a fantasy burrito varies from person to person; such is the nature of fantasy. however, the generally accepted definition (and who could ask for anything more?) is thus: a fantasy burrito is an event, point in time, or object, in which a person has multiple fantasies realized at the same time or during the same event.
1. a man sitting at a bar with a redhead on the right and an asian on the left, is enjoying his redhead/asian/bar fantasy burrito.
2. a man enjoys baked potatoes, anchovies, and steak and dreams of eating them all at once. if at any point he puts them all into a burrito and eats it, he too would be enjoying his (quite literal) fantasy burrito.
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