fantasy shopping


verb. 1. when you go through a store and fill up a cart and leave it in a random spot in the store. 2. when you go online to a site like amazon or other retail stores and fill up a cart and never plan on buying.
joe- hey man guess what we did yesterday.
you- what
joe- we went fantasy shopping at target and the whole store was p-ssed off. i think we ended up with 3 carts full, one even had milk in it.

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