fanterbate
when you have to m-st-rb-t- based purely on your imagination, with no p-rn of any kind. often used by 12 year olds in dark rooms who have no access to p-rn, a raging b-n-r, and only the searing memory of seeing up a girl’s skirt in school that day.
theac fanterbates to bva
to m-st-rb-t- only by imagination. without p-rnography or live action s-xual actions.
after catching a glimpse up kelly’s skirt in cl-ss jim fanterbated about it alone in his closet.
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