fanzaslap
when, after oral s-x, a man pulls his p-n-s out of the woman’s v-g-n-, and proceeds to be smacked by the womans lips. used mostly as a finishing move. not to be confused with a danzaslap, which is entirely opposite.
my boyfriend asked me to fanzaslap him, and i puked.
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