Fap and Win
a school of thought based on the inequality:
fapping > s-x + pain.
stated simply the pleasure one derives from fapping is always greater than the pleasure one derives from s-x when the pain of non-s-xual female interaction is taken into account.
i used to freak out all the time trying to get laid, both about how she’d act afterwards and whether 9 months later i’d hear from her. but then imperialexecutive taught me how to ‘fap and win’. i am a changed man because of faw.
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