fap apnea
the inability to fall asleep without masturbating.
evan: dude, i just couldn’t fall asleep last night.
bryan: did you try masturbating?
evan: no……
(next day)
evan: it worked! i slept like a rock!
bryan: yeah, you just have fap apnea.
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