fap cushion
a cushion used to clean or collect the juices of the mighty fap. often the closest soft thing to the fapper (sorry cat lovers) – but the crown of all fap cushions has to the collectors edition – hannah montana “got to rock!” pink cushion, complete with semi o-face with strategically placed microphone print.
“oh gosh, i wish i could have used her as a fap cushion” – said tom
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