Fap Master
this is another usage of the word “fap”, which means to m-st-rb-t-. there are three distinct levels of fapping and fap master is the middle most level of fapping. it is someone who spend a considerable amount of time fapping, but not enough to const-tute being a fap-a-saurus rex. a fap master spends about 3/4 of his day fapping, but he still gets things done; like eating, showering, and sleeping. a fap master does not spend every waking and non-waking hours of the day fapping, only some of them. and you still do not want to shake a fap master’s hand.
chick: “so how many times a day do you fap?
dude: ” oh, about 4 or so times a day.”
chick: “so your a fap master and not a fap-a-saurus rex?
dude: “maybe, but i am fapping right now!
one who has mastered the skill of fapping. see fap.
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hector: dude, what’s that noise?
greg: oh, that’s just boone the fapmaster
hector: he seriously needs to think about dating, man.
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