fap o’clock
the time of night where a male cannot sleep until he m-st-rb-t-s. this time will last until he successfully m-st-rb-t-s.
“man, i’ve been lying in bed for hours and still can’t sleep, must be fap o’clock”
the part of the day, mostly at night, when someone has the habit and/or desire of masturbating.
9gagger: b–bies!!! i see its fap o’ clock!
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