fap off
two begin to fap. one finishes. one continues.
there are two people who disagree about who can out fap the other and so they have a fap off
to jerk off. comes from the sound that is produced while a man is masturbating.
she didn’t put out again, it’s our third date. i think i’ll just fap off.
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