Fap on Toast


the art of fapping on a piece of toast. used to trick others by making them believe that a similar substances (mayonnaise, cream cheese, etc.) is actually spread across the toast.
brosef: breakfast is ready!
brodaunt: thanks dude!…dude this tastes like fap juice
brosef: it’s fap on toast!
brodaunt: f-ck.

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