Fap Snack
a snack that is eaten while in the middle of a vigorous masterbating session. it is usually something small and able to be eaten one handed, sandwiches are a good fap snack.
guy 1: dude, last night , i was fapping so hard that i needed to eat me a sandwich while i did it.
guy 2: ah ok. so you needed to have yourself a fap snack.
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