Fapaint

faint while painting or fap while painting.
painter: (lying on the floor with white paint spilled all over)

daughter: (opens the door) aah!!!! dad this painter fapainted!!

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painter : (fapping and painting the wall at the same time)

daughter : wtf is he doing daddy????

dad : that’s an art!!! it is called as fapainting…. 🙂

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