Fapbooking


to jerk off or m-st-rb-t- to photos on facebook.
kid 1: hey dude, wanna hang out later?

kid 2 (extremely s-xually agitated): naw man, i’ma go fapbooking.
the act of checking your facebook in between p-rn videos.
hold on, let me wash my hands. i didn’t expect you to message me while i was fapbooking.

jack was lucky when his mom walked in on him in between videos fapbooking.

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