FapLash
when you have s-x or receive oral and you have a hard time keeping it up or -rg-sming because you’ve m-st-rb-t-d too recently.
my girl surprised me with head last night, but i couldn’t c-m because i had faplash.
when you jerk off too much and you strain your wrist.
“dude, i totally got some faplash last night”
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