Fapouflage
trying to camouflage the sound of yourself fapping ( masturbating ) by introducing another sound, such as putting your music on or flowing a tap, etc.
mom: “i’m so proud that our son takes care of his appearance. that tap has been flowing a good few minutes. nothing a mother likes better than to see a groomed son.”
dad: “hmmm… fapouflage.”
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