fappal tunnel syndrome
from fap + carpal tunnel syndrome.
getting a strained wrist from working a computer mouse with one hand (e.g., to download p-rn), and jacking self off with the other. it’s generally the lower of the two wrists that develops the syndrome first.
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“jed says his right (left) wrist hurts.”
“probably poor ergonomic design at his workstation. he’s w-nked himself into a case of fappal tunnel syndrome. someone get a crowbar and pry him off that computer. sheesh!”
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