fappegedon
this is the motherload of all faps. almost the end of all days type fap job here. a fapegedon can be triggered by an icloud leak of celebrity photos, your mother accidently s-xting the school principle, or even spending a night in china and paris. when tweets and facebook messages flood the internet with #thefappening , prepare yourself for many nights of the fappegedon. essential items to buy for a fappegedon would include: tissues, lubricant or excessive saliva, a laptop, and alone time. just know that you are experiencing this phenomenon with millions of other like minded people. if you run out of skin to blink make sure you contact a medical professional.
me: “hey dan, did you see the leaked nude celebrity videos of roseanne, oprah winfrey, barbara streisand, and tara reid.”
dan: “holy f-ck, the fappegedon is upon us. i must go home to survive the storm!”
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