Fappertastic


word to describe the most perfect fappable thing.
so perfect, you will have to fap on it every single moment and become a non-stop fapper.
steve: what happened to chuck?
pete: he found the most fappertastic p-rn on the internet, he won’t stop fapping.
steve: man.. i’m worried about him..

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