Fappetite
n.
the desire to fap.
i worked up a big fappet-te watching bill’s sister play tennis.
a measure of a man’s desire to m-st-rb-t-.
“i saw this totally beautiful woman on the street today and it just sent my fappet-te through the roof.”
“the nude wrestling scene in borat totally killed my fappet-te for about two days, but it was hilarious.”
the inexplicable hunger for a sandwich and a very large drink after you finish fapping.
after finishing up his session, alex’s fappet-te had to be extinguished.
the period of time between masturbations, during which an appet-te for a good ‘fapping’ or masturbation, grows.
dude, don’t spoil your fappet-te!
the appet-te you work up after fapping for several hours. a fappet-te can only occur after fapping for at least an hour straight…
i worked up a mean fappet-te after my session ended..
johnny worked up a fappet-te after masturbating furiously for several hours.
the urge to fap or m-st-rb-t-
when i saw my mom in that p-rno, it killed my fappet-te
ones appet-te for fapping
oh man, joe hasn’t been laid in 6 weeks. he’s got a huge fappet-te.
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