fappie
person who m-st-rb-t-s a lot to p-rn; usu. p-rn involving tentacles and small children.
-abusive mother walks into room- “hey, you d-mn fappie, get up, we’re going to visit daddy again”
a very long, lucious eyelash.
“madisons fappies are quite huge, i love to pet them all day long at snack time”
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