Fappin’ Fever
when someone is stuck inside for too long with nothing to do they may go crazy with fappin’ fever (uncontrollable masturbation).
guy 1: how was your break? i heard you were snowed in for a week.
guy 2: it was a dark period in my life, i was stuck on my computer all day.
guy 1: fappin’ fever?
guy 2: i’m chafing…
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