fapslap
the act of masturbating in your hand and then slapping someone in the face.
i was walking down the street when a b-m asked me if he could perform a fapslap on me.
when a guy m-st-rb-t-s then j-zzes in his hand then slaps someone across the face with that hand. the guy can also be getting a hand job from his b-tch and he would j-zz on her hand, then she would slap someone.
guy 1: dude, i was jerkin it last night and guess what!
guy 2: i don’t know broseph! tell me!!
guy 1: i came in my hand and i fap slapped the f-ck out of this granny walking down the street!
guy 2: for real!?
guy 1: yeah man! she f-cking loved it!
guy 2: nice!
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