Faptitude Test
a fapt-tude test is an examination of a woman’s attractiveness based on the likelihood or ability of the -ssessor to “fap” to said male or female based on physical features. this scale is measured on a percentage scale from 1 to 100 percent. for different -ssessors the percentage required for a p-ssing score is different; however, the generally accepted percentage for a p-ssing score is >70 percent. percentages at values greater than 90 indicate an extremely attractive female.
person 1: “did you see those facebook pictures of lisa? she looked great!”
person 2: “yeah she is like an 85 on my fapt-tude test”
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