faptop
a laptop that is used for mainly and quite possibly only for p-rn. some people are lonely and the “faptop” is their only lover (plus their hands and s-x toys).
after doing the spirit bomb of -j-c-l-t–n to watching some really good kim possible hentai, i couldn’t seem to get my s-m-n out of my keyboard, i really hope i don’t destroy my faptop, then i would never be able to watch thewizchannel.
a laptop solely used for fapping.
bob, don’t use that computer – that’s my faptop.
a computer solely used for watching pr-n and gettin your jank on. “fap” meaning the sound you make when cranking.
all men have a faptop
laptop containing lots of p-rn.
hes alone in his room again with his faptop.
using your laptop to shield an erection when another person walks in on a fap session.
bill used his faptop so his mom wouldn’t realizing he was playing with himself in bed.
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