Far Cry 2
a game with a wonderfully realistic world, where you can repair cars with a screwdriver, cure bullet wounds with a syringe, where checkpoints you blow up have magically been rebuilt when you p-ss there again (all the people there are reanimated, too).
seriously now, despite these things being true: it’s an fps made by ubisoft montreal, and despite the name it has nothing to do with far cry, the game by crytek.
person 1: “hey, you said you knew how to fix cars!”
mechanic: “yes, i do. in far cry 2 at least.”
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