fard

adj. f-cking hard; very difficult. also, very solid.
that quiz was fard.

say, that needle was fard to find.

it’s fard to f-ck that fugly b-tch.

i’m fard.
fard is the feeling you get when you fart so hard you’re ball skin vibrates uncomfortably. considered a combination of “fart” and “nards”
will was so engaged in his macrame that he did not adjust his b-ttocks prior to launching a m-ssive fart. he was unnerved as the gaseous m-ss pushed past his nard bag creating a distinct “fard” sensation.
when a guy c-ms out of his -n-s instead of his d-ck.
“ohmygoodness willis did you just fard?”
while “r-t-rd” is not a socially acceptable term, when used, it is normally not meant to demean actual mentally handicapped people, it is usually meant to refer to “functioning” mentally handicapped people. so, “functioning r-t-rds” are also known as “fards”.
the idiot my boss hired to handle the department budget is a complete fard.
to apply makeup while driving
jen: it was tragic how sh-lley lost her eye while she was farding.
a fart that comes from a lesbians -n-s; usually extremely smelly and foul, and clears the room within seconds.

any questions, use these: lesbian fart karen dyk- smell
“dude, it smelt like sh-t covered in sh-t in there.”
“i know. karen must have farded again.”

further links: lesbian fart karen dyk- smell
1. a beige-colored paste used in middle-eastern cooking.

2. one word used to annoy another.
1. \’too much fard was used in the food, making it taste bad.\’

2. \’fard.\’

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