farkwin’s law


related to godwin’s law, this law states that as the length of a discussion thread on fark increases, the probability of seeing a squirrel with huge nuts approaches one. coined by jack31081
“as a discussion on fark.com grows longer, the probability of seeing a squirrel with huge nuts approaches one.

image of said squirrel

/mission accomplished”

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