Farlan Church
he deserves the t-tle “humanities s-xiest” or at least he did before he was viciously nommed in half by a t-tan -spoiler whoops-. his hair probabley added about 3 inches to his original height; he may just be a torso and a head, but at least he has his majestic–ss hair.
when booty calls, i sh-t you not, farlan church will be on the scene. -internal screaming-
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