Farmer John salt lick


an act where a male dips his moist t-st-cl-s into a bucket of salt. the male then climbs up onto a cattle fence with his t-st-cl-s free for all the world to see. he then proceeds to call over the cattle which have quite the liking for salt. whilst the bovine is licking the man’s t-st-cl-s like a melting ice cream cone, the male proceeds to thrust his p-n-s repeatedly into the nostril of the cow until climax.
old man smitha was always sure to have at least one sick cow with a runny nose to prevent chaff-ge during his daily performance of the farmer john salt lick.

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