Farmer’s Breakfast
a s-xual act which involves the breaking of an egg into a partner’s -n-l region, and subsequently consuming the contents with the mouth only.
i heard she gives an awesome farmer’s breakfast. scoops the yolk right outta there
a sh-t and a gl-ss of water
don’t worry, love. i’ve got t’ milk cows. i’ll just have a farmer’s breakfast.
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