farmer’s delight
a s-xual act in which one woman inserts a full corn cob into another’s “corn-hole” while the corn-cob-ee is being penetrated by a gonorrhea-infected tracter tail-pipe. the inserter gets rammed by a horse that is suspended above her with an elaborate set of ropes. the horse’s initial penetration is after fifteen feet on a zip line. it is forceful. a goat eats the old corn cob afterwards, and is jerked off while it dines.
please do not do this. if you do, videotape it.
farmer’s delight tonight, cletusette?
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